Chapter 20 of 30

Chapter 20 — Martin at sea

Across the Atlantic, Martin lays out his Manichaean reading of the world. They watch a ship full of men sink. One of the El Dorado sheep is recovered.

Summary

Martin sets sail with Candide for Bordeaux. They have both seen and suffered a great deal. Candide, however, has one advantage: he still hopes to see Cunégonde, whereas Martin has nothing to hope for at all. He has money and jewels; and although he has lost a hundred large red sheep loaded with the greatest treasure on earth, when he thinks about what he has left, especially toward the end of a meal, he leans toward Pangloss's doctrine.

He asks Martin: what do you make of all this? Martin replies the priests called him a Socinian but the truth is he is a Manichean. Candide protests there are no Manicheans left in the world. There is one, says Martin; he cannot help it. He delivers his reading: he can scarcely cast his eye on this little ball without thinking God has abandoned it to some malevolent being. He excepts El Dorado. He has hardly known a city that did not wish to see its neighbor destroyed. A million regimented assassins, from one end of Europe to the other, earn their bread by disciplined robbery and murder for want of a more honest living.

In the middle of this they hear cannon. Two ships in close combat about three miles off. The wind brings both near enough that Candide and Martin watch the fight at their leisure. One ship lets off a broadside so true that the other sinks straight to the bottom. They see a hundred men on the deck of the sinking ship raise their hands to heaven and let out terrible cries; the next moment the sea swallows them. Martin says: this is how men treat each other. As Candide replies that there is something diabolical in this business, he sees something red swimming close to the ship. It is one of his lost El Dorado sheep. He is more overjoyed at finding the one than he had been grieved at losing the hundred. The captain of the victorious ship was Spanish; the sunk one was Vanderdendur, the swindler. Candide strokes his sheep. Since I have found you again, perhaps I will yet find Cunégonde.

All 30 chapters — click to jump
  1. Chapter 1Westphalia. Pangloss teaches that this is the best of all possible worlds. Cunégonde sees an "experimental philosophy" lesson in...
  2. Chapter 2Two strangers in blue treat him to dinner and ask his height. Before he understands the trick he has been clapped in irons and is...
  3. Chapter 3Trumpets, drums, cannon: thirty thousand dead in an afternoon. Two villages destroyed "in accordance with the laws of war." In...
  4. Chapter 4The beggar is Pangloss, with syphilis and news from the castle: everyone murdered, Cunégonde apparently dead. Pangloss traces his...
  5. Chapter 5The ship sinks; James drowns saving a sailor who curses him; Pangloss explains a priori that the Bay of Lisbon was made on...
  6. Chapter 6The University of Coimbra rules that burning a few people alive will prevent further earthquakes. Pangloss is hanged. Candide is...
  7. Chapter 7The old woman tends Candide's wounds in a hovel, then leads him to a richly furnished apartment in the country and seats him on a...
  8. Chapter 8Cunégonde tells her story. The Bulgarian raid; the captain; the Jewish merchant Don Issachar; the Grand Inquisitor. Issachar and...
  9. Chapter 9Don Issachar attacks; Candide kills him. The Grand Inquisitor walks in; Candide kills him too. The old woman organizes a flight on...
  10. Chapter 10Their money is stolen — probably by a Franciscan. They sell a horse and reach Cadiz, where Candide's Bulgarian drill earns him...
  11. Chapter 11The old woman tells her story. The daughter of Pope Urban X and a princess. Her fiancé was poisoned by his mistress; her ship was...
  12. Chapter 12Sold to the Dey of Algiers, she catches plague. Sold across Africa to Constantinople, she becomes property of an Aga at the siege...
  13. Chapter 13Buenos Aires. The Governor — Don Fernando d'Ibaraa y Figueora y Mascarenes y Lampourdos y Souza — decides at once to have...
  14. Chapter 14Cacambo proposes they fight for the Jesuits instead of against them. They reach the kingdom of three hundred leagues, where "the...
  15. Chapter 15The Baron explains how he survived the Bulgarian massacre. Reunion gives way to outrage when Candide announces he intends to marry...
  16. Chapter 16In a meadow, two naked girls are pursued by two monkeys biting their buttocks. Candide shoots the monkeys. The girls weep — the...
  17. Chapter 17A canoe through a vault of rocks delivers them into a hidden Inca kingdom. Children play quoits with rubies and emeralds. The...
  18. Chapter 18An old man explains the kingdom — no priests, no lawsuits, no prisons, a religion that thanks God and asks Him nothing. Greeted by...
  19. Chapter 19On the road to Surinam, a slave with one hand and one leg. "That's the price at which you eat sugar in Europe." Candide finally...
  20. Chapter 20Martin and Candide debate moral and physical evil across the Atlantic. Two ships fight; one sinks with all hands; "this is how men...
  21. Chapter 21Martin's summary of France: half the people fools, half too clever, the main occupations love, slander, nonsense. The chapter ends...
  22. Chapter 22Paris: physicians, a Périgordian abbé, the salon of the Marquise de Parolignac, fifty thousand francs lost at faro, two diamonds...
  23. Chapter 23Portsmouth harbor. An admiral is shot for not killing enough of the enemy: "in this country it is considered good, from time to...
  24. Chapter 24In Venice he searches for Cacambo and Cunégonde — neither comes. He bets Martin that the cheerful-looking Theatine and his pretty...
  25. Chapter 25The visit to Senator Pococurante on the Brenta. He owns Raphaels he doesn't like, finds Homer boring, Virgil flat, Milton...
  26. Chapter 26Cacambo reappears as a slave at the inn — and Cunégonde is in Constantinople. At the table, six foreigners are addressed as "Your...
  27. Chapter 27On the galley to Constantinople, Cacambo reports that Cunégonde has become ugly. Candide insists he will marry her anyway....
  28. Chapter 28The Baron survived Candide's sword. Pangloss survived the rope (it was wet), the dissection (a surgeon's incision made him...
  29. Chapter 29Cunégonde and the old woman are hanging out laundry on the Propontis. Cunégonde is wrinkled and ugly. Candide recoils three paces...
  30. Chapter 30The Baron is shipped off to Rome by Cacambo's clever plan. The little community settles on a Turkish farm. They visit the Dervish...

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