Chapter 19 of 30

Chapter 19 — Surinam, the slave, the swindle

On the road to Surinam they meet a slave with no hand and no leg. Candide finally renounces optimism. Then a Dutch sea captain swindles him out of nearly everything.

Summary

The first day out of El Dorado is pleasant. They have more treasure than all of Asia, Europe, and Africa combined. Then disasters begin. Two sheep plunge into a swamp with their cargo. Two more die of exhaustion. Seven or eight perish in a desert. Others fall from precipices. After a hundred days of travel only two sheep remain.

Approaching Surinam, they see a Black man on the ground, dressed in his only garment, blue linen drawers. His left leg is gone. His right hand is gone. Candide asks in horror what has happened. The man answers calmly: he is waiting for his master, Mynheer Vanderdendur. The hand was lost at the sugar-mill. The leg, when he tried to run away. "That's the price at which you eat sugar in Europe." Candide weeps. He turns to Cacambo. "Oh, Pangloss! You hadn't guessed at this abomination. This is the end. I will have to renounce your optimism at last." Cacambo asks what optimism is. "It's the madness of insisting that everything is well when it is wrong."

In town, a Spanish captain refuses to take Candide to Buenos Aires for Cunégonde. Candide sends Cacambo with diamonds enough to ransom her, and arranges his own passage to Venice to wait. Candide books his own passage with Vanderdendur, the Dutch captain. The skipper asks ten thousand piastres; Candide agrees without blinking; the skipper, suspicious, leaves and returns asking twenty; thirty. Vanderdendur orders the two sheep brought aboard, slips the cable, and sails without him. Candide goes to the Dutch magistrate, who fines him ten thousand piastres for making a disturbance and ten thousand more for the cost of the hearing. He decides he must select a traveling companion. He advertises for the most justly miserable man in the province. He picks Martin, an old man of letters who has been robbed by his wife, beaten by his son, abandoned by his daughter, and just deprived of a small government post. Martin is a Manichaean.

All 30 chapters — click to jump
  1. Chapter 1Westphalia. Pangloss teaches that this is the best of all possible worlds. Cunégonde sees an "experimental philosophy" lesson in...
  2. Chapter 2Two strangers in blue treat him to dinner and ask his height. Before he understands the trick he has been clapped in irons and is...
  3. Chapter 3Trumpets, drums, cannon: thirty thousand dead in an afternoon. Two villages destroyed "in accordance with the laws of war." In...
  4. Chapter 4The beggar is Pangloss, with syphilis and news from the castle: everyone murdered, Cunégonde apparently dead. Pangloss traces his...
  5. Chapter 5The ship sinks; James drowns saving a sailor who curses him; Pangloss explains a priori that the Bay of Lisbon was made on...
  6. Chapter 6The University of Coimbra rules that burning a few people alive will prevent further earthquakes. Pangloss is hanged. Candide is...
  7. Chapter 7The old woman tends Candide's wounds in a hovel, then leads him to a richly furnished apartment in the country and seats him on a...
  8. Chapter 8Cunégonde tells her story. The Bulgarian raid; the captain; the Jewish merchant Don Issachar; the Grand Inquisitor. Issachar and...
  9. Chapter 9Don Issachar attacks; Candide kills him. The Grand Inquisitor walks in; Candide kills him too. The old woman organizes a flight on...
  10. Chapter 10Their money is stolen — probably by a Franciscan. They sell a horse and reach Cadiz, where Candide's Bulgarian drill earns him...
  11. Chapter 11The old woman tells her story. The daughter of Pope Urban X and a princess. Her fiancé was poisoned by his mistress; her ship was...
  12. Chapter 12Sold to the Dey of Algiers, she catches plague. Sold across Africa to Constantinople, she becomes property of an Aga at the siege...
  13. Chapter 13Buenos Aires. The Governor — Don Fernando d'Ibaraa y Figueora y Mascarenes y Lampourdos y Souza — decides at once to have...
  14. Chapter 14Cacambo proposes they fight for the Jesuits instead of against them. They reach the kingdom of three hundred leagues, where "the...
  15. Chapter 15The Baron explains how he survived the Bulgarian massacre. Reunion gives way to outrage when Candide announces he intends to marry...
  16. Chapter 16In a meadow, two naked girls are pursued by two monkeys biting their buttocks. Candide shoots the monkeys. The girls weep — the...
  17. Chapter 17A canoe through a vault of rocks delivers them into a hidden Inca kingdom. Children play quoits with rubies and emeralds. The...
  18. Chapter 18An old man explains the kingdom — no priests, no lawsuits, no prisons, a religion that thanks God and asks Him nothing. Greeted by...
  19. Chapter 19On the road to Surinam, a slave with one hand and one leg. "That's the price at which you eat sugar in Europe." Candide finally...
  20. Chapter 20Martin and Candide debate moral and physical evil across the Atlantic. Two ships fight; one sinks with all hands; "this is how men...
  21. Chapter 21Martin's summary of France: half the people fools, half too clever, the main occupations love, slander, nonsense. The chapter ends...
  22. Chapter 22Paris: physicians, a Périgordian abbé, the salon of the Marquise de Parolignac, fifty thousand francs lost at faro, two diamonds...
  23. Chapter 23Portsmouth harbor. An admiral is shot for not killing enough of the enemy: "in this country it is considered good, from time to...
  24. Chapter 24In Venice he searches for Cacambo and Cunégonde — neither comes. He bets Martin that the cheerful-looking Theatine and his pretty...
  25. Chapter 25The visit to Senator Pococurante on the Brenta. He owns Raphaels he doesn't like, finds Homer boring, Virgil flat, Milton...
  26. Chapter 26Cacambo reappears as a slave at the inn — and Cunégonde is in Constantinople. At the table, six foreigners are addressed as "Your...
  27. Chapter 27On the galley to Constantinople, Cacambo reports that Cunégonde has become ugly. Candide insists he will marry her anyway....
  28. Chapter 28The Baron survived Candide's sword. Pangloss survived the rope (it was wet), the dissection (a surgeon's incision made him...
  29. Chapter 29Cunégonde and the old woman are hanging out laundry on the Propontis. Cunégonde is wrinkled and ugly. Candide recoils three paces...
  30. Chapter 30The Baron is shipped off to Rome by Cacambo's clever plan. The little community settles on a Turkish farm. They visit the Dervish...

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