Scene 1
The duke's court
Theseus and Hippolyta open the play discussing their wedding, four days off. Egeus interrupts with a formal complaint: his daughter Hermia refuses to marry Demetrius and loves Lysander instead. He demands the Athenian penalty — death, or a convent. Theseus confirms the law and gives Hermia until his wedding day to choose. Once the duke leaves, Hermia and Lysander plan to flee Athens for Lysander's aunt's house, beyond the law's reach. Helena enters; she loves Demetrius, who has cast her off for Hermia. They tell her the plan in the hope it will help her. Helena, alone, decides to tell Demetrius — not because it will help her, but to be near him in the chase that will follow.
Scene 2
The mechanicals cast
Six Athenian tradesmen gather in Quince's house to cast a play they hope to perform at Theseus's wedding — "the most lamentable comedy and most cruel death of Pyramus and Thisbe." Quince, the carpenter, is directing. Bottom the weaver wants to play Pyramus. He also wants to play Thisbe, in falsetto, and the lion, with terrible roaring. Quince patiently keeps reassigning him. They worry the lion will frighten the ladies and propose a prologue to reassure them. They agree to rehearse tomorrow night in the wood outside Athens, away from listening neighbors. Bottom signs off with a flourish: "we will meet, and there we may rehearse most obscenely and courageously."
Scene 3
The fairy quarrel
Puck meets a fairy attendant on a path in the wood and exchanges gossip; their masters are quarreling over a changeling boy. Oberon and Titania enter from opposite directions and have it out — Titania notes the quarrel has thrown the human seasons into disorder. They part still hostile. Oberon decides on revenge: he sends Puck to fetch a flower whose juice, applied to a sleeper's eyes, makes the sleeper love the first creature seen on waking. Demetrius and Helena cross the wood; Oberon, invisible, watches Demetrius reject Helena cruelly and decides to fix that too. He instructs Puck to anoint "an Athenian" — meaning Demetrius — with the same juice.
Scene 4
The flower applied
Titania enters with her fairies, who sing her to sleep with the famous lullaby ("you spotted snakes with double tongue"). Oberon slips in alone and squeezes the love-juice on her eyelids — "what thou seest when thou dost wake, do it for thy true love take." Lysander and Hermia, lost and exhausted, lie down to sleep nearby, decorously apart. Puck arrives looking for the Athenian, finds Lysander, and assumes this is his target; he applies the juice. Helena, pursuing Demetrius, stumbles on Lysander and wakes him by accident. He wakes in love with her, declares it passionately, and runs after her, leaving Hermia asleep on the ground. Hermia wakes alone from a nightmare of a serpent eating her heart.
Scene 5
Bottom translated
The mechanicals gather in the wood near Titania's sleeping bower to rehearse. Bottom raises problems — the lion will frighten the ladies, the moonlight cannot be staged, the wall needs solving. They decide on a prologue, a man playing Moonshine with a lantern, and Snout playing the Wall with his fingers. The rehearsal begins. Puck, watching, decides to enliven it. When Bottom exits behind a thicket and returns for his cue, his head has been transformed into a donkey's. The others flee in terror. Bottom paces and sings to keep up his courage. Titania wakes — "what angel wakes me from my flowery bed?" — and is instantly, magnificently in love.
Scene 6
The lovers' quarrel
Puck reports to Oberon, delighted: he has anointed an Athenian; Titania loves a donkey-headed weaver. Oberon discovers the mistake when Demetrius enters chasing Hermia, who accuses him of murdering Lysander. Oberon applies the juice to the sleeping Demetrius himself. Puck returns with Helena, Lysander on her heels. Demetrius wakes in love with Helena; Lysander still loves her. Both men now court Helena, who is convinced they are mocking her. Hermia arrives and accuses Helena of stealing Lysander. The women's friendship breaks into open quarrel; the men prepare a duel. Oberon orders Puck to lead the men through fog until they collapse, then lift the spell from Lysander only — leaving Demetrius enchanted.
Scene 7
Morning in the wood
Titania dotes on Bottom in her bower. He asks the fairies for hay and falls asleep in her arms. Oberon enters; he has obtained the changeling boy from the besotted Titania and is satisfied. He releases her with the antidote. She wakes, sees Bottom's donkey head, and is repulsed. They reconcile and dance; Puck removes the donkey's head. Theseus and Hippolyta enter with hunting horns, find the four lovers asleep on the ground, and wake them. Demetrius (still enchanted, though no one knows it) declares his love for Helena. Theseus overrules Egeus on the spot: the three couples will be married this morning alongside his own. They follow him out. Bottom wakes alone in the empty wood.
Scene 8
Bottom's vision
Bottom, alone in the wood, wakes and thinks for a moment he is still at the rehearsal. Then he half-remembers the night. His speech is one of the quietest, strangest passages in Shakespeare: "I have had a most rare vision. I have had a dream, past the wit of man to say what dream it was." He resolves to have Quince write a ballad called "Bottom's Dream," because it has no bottom. In Quince's house, the troupe have given Bottom up for lost — Pyramus is a part no one else can play, and the wedding is today. Bottom bursts in. He refuses to tell them what happened. The play is on; they must hurry to the palace.
Scene 9
Pyramus and Thisbe
Theseus dismisses the lovers' story — "more strange than true." Hippolyta is less sure. The three couples enter, married, and Theseus picks "the most lamentable comedy and most cruel death of Pyramus and Thisbe" from a list of entertainments. The mechanicals perform. Quince's prologue is mispunctuated into nonsense. Snout plays the wall with his fingers, Starveling plays Moonshine and gives up his lines under heckling, Snug reassures the ladies he is not in fact a lion. Pyramus (Bottom) finds Thisbe's bloody mantle and stabs himself. Thisbe (Flute) stabs herself in turn. Theseus, kindly, defends the players. The lovers retire. Oberon, Titania and the fairies bless the house. Puck closes alone, offering the play back to the audience as a dream.